function fortuneCookie(){
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msg[msg.length] = "I'm dreaming of the new iPod that is inserted into your cerebellum with an air gun.";
msg[msg.length] = "It's a very big job, the kind that makes people taste bile when they know he's on the phone."; 
msg[msg.length] = "Who wants to know what the boss is thinking if it's not very nice? I don't."; 
msg[msg.length] = "Executive candor generally strikes those who are under some kind of gun.";
msg[msg.length] = "It's fun to make people as anxious as you are.";
msg[msg.length] = "Maintain your middle-management reticence!";
msg[msg.length] = "You just might be the best candidate who shouldn't be under consideration!";
msg[msg.length] = "That's a good question, Ed, but if I told you, then we'd both know what I think about it.";
msg[msg.length] = "You'd be surprised at how many genuine suck-ups there are whose job it is to cover the activities of your enterprise.";
msg[msg.length] = "The mark of achievement in this society is failing on a very high level.";
msg[msg.length] = "See it. Want it. Get it. And so the world improves. For a little while. And then?";
msg[msg.length] = "The definition of senescence in our hyperconnected culture is clear: It's when things can no longer be recharged.";
msg[msg.length] = "Weather. It's so analog.";
msg[msg.length] = "Does Diet Coke make you fat? Have you ever seen a thin person drinking one?";
msg[msg.length] = "A boss without a No. 2 is in deep dip.";
msg[msg.length] = "I don't know about you, but as I get older and more hirsute, I enjoy speaking with others less and less.";
msg[msg.length] = "But as anybody who is not an author of business books knows, God is in the details, not in the mission statement.";
msg[msg.length] = "The fact is, prison is a lot like a corporation.";
msg[msg.length] = "I have a rule about media in the morning. If it's about me or my company, I read it. If it's not, I don't.";
msg[msg.length] = "Yesterday's commander of the zeitgeist is tomorrow's fool.";
msg[msg.length] = "Robber barons who once reengineered thousands out of their jobs become philanthropists.";
msg[msg.length] = "The market was as limp as cheese, Upon a toasted bun.";
msg[msg.length] = "Public displays of sucking up make people nervous, because in you they see their own insecurity and banality.";
msg[msg.length] = "Recently we enjoyed a decade of greed, which was cold at its heart but kind of fun at times.";
msg[msg.length] = "His name is Putin, and he used to run the KGB, which is not that different from your human resources department or mine.";
msg[msg.length] = "Don't assume that the adversary is human. History proves otherwise.";
msg[msg.length] = "It's important for an office to be both in the middle of the action and far away from it, and that's what mine is like.";
msg[msg.length] = "I realize that it's quite possible I'm losing my mind. I'm glad that for the most part I'm not aware it's happening.";
msg[msg.length] = "Anyone attempting to understand quantum physics comes face to face with the fact that it is almost pure nonsense.";
msg[msg.length] = "Just look at everybody walking down the street with their stupid bottles of water. Aren't we a bunch of losers?";
msg[msg.length] = "Power. Money. The latest iBook. We're all jonesing after something to take the edge off our common destination.";
msg[msg.length] = "Vegas makes me a moron. It's not an unpleasant feeling.";
msg[msg.length] = "I love business schools because they prepare inquiring young minds to be just the opposite.";
msg[msg.length] = "There are lots of crappy first jobs. Find the one that's right for you.";
msg[msg.length] = "When the wine and beer are flowing and everybody is trashing someone, hold your tongue.";
msg[msg.length] = "I know many more wrong answers than right ones, and I like to offer them as often as I possibly can.";
msg[msg.length] = "The eagerness to give instructions even when we don't know what to do is what marks us as leaders!";
msg[msg.length] = "Mammon! Greed! Booze! Executive Platinum! Mammon!";
msg[msg.length] = "It's a smart organization that never makes us gaze into that dark pit where monsters dwell.";
msg[msg.length] = "They say pride is a sin. If so, it's not one that any businessperson can live without.";
msg[msg.length] = "Whatever other delusions one may entertain, one thing is for sure. You've got to satisfy Wall Street.";
msg[msg.length] = "In most situations, the less simian you appear the better.";
msg[msg.length] = "Only in brokerages, steak houses, and perp walks do you see guys in three-piece suits these days.";
	
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